I Only Follow Rules I Like 😎🐾

Sit? Maybe.
Stay? We’ll see.
Come? Depends.

This shirt is for the independent thinker.
The rule negotiator.
The dog who hears your command… and respectfully declines.

They’re not disobedient.
They’re selectively compliant.

Why Dog Parents Love It:

✔ Ultra-soft, all-day comfort
✔ Lightweight & breathable for everyday sass
✔ Durable print that holds up to attitude
✔ Backed by our 1-Year Quality Guarantee

Perfect for:
• Stubborn fur legends
• Strong-willed sweethearts
• Dogs with “main character” energy
• The pup who definitely runs the house

Because some dogs don’t break the rules…
they edit them.

Add to cart before your size sells out.

Please note: the weight ranges are averages, for the best fit please utilize our size charts.

Want to save even more? We can print this design on any of our clearance priced discontinued shirt colors as well; stock is limited, so act fast before they are gone forever!