Tiny Dog. Big Crimes. 😈🐾

Under 14 pounds.
Over 100 violations.

This shirt is for the pint-sized outlaw with a history of snack theft, pillow destruction, and unlawful levels of cuteness.

The bark? Loud.
The attitude? Massive.
The guilt? Absolutely nonexistent.

Known Offenses:

• Grand theft treat
• Aggravated ankle chasing
• Reckless zoomies
• First-degree side-eye

Why Dog Parents Love It:

✔ Ultra-soft, comfort-first fabric
✔ Lightweight & breathable for maximum mischief
✔ Durable print built for repeat offenders
✔ Backed by our 1-Year Quality Guarantee

Perfect for:
• Small breeds with huge personalities
• Repeat “I swear he never does this” moments
• Dogs who think rules are suggestions
• The tiniest menace in the room

Because size doesn’t determine impact.

And this one?
Leaves a trail.

Add to cart before your size sells out.

Please note: the weight ranges are averages, for the best fit please utilize our size charts.

Want to save even more? We can print this design on any of our clearance priced discontinued shirt colors as well; stock is limited, so act fast before they are gone forever!